Christmas Ever with Santa
Well mates, here we are again and it’s time for your pal Santa and I to head back to the bloody north …
Star Wars Ep. 1-3 Marathon on Instagram
Hello mates! With the big reveal that I am quite certainly part of Star Wars The Force Awakens (as you can see …
The Answer Awakens… Yes I am in Star Wars!
Mates, it has been a while since I’ve been posting, but for good reason. I’ve been under scrutiny to keep some information …
Impressive New Hire Figures Out Bare Minimum Of Work Job Requires On First Day
MILWAUKEE—Marveling at his extraordinary ability to learn the ropes at the technology firm and quickly fit right in with the rest of …
NASA Hoping To Get In On Some Defense Funding With Plan For Torpedo-Equipped Orbital Telescope
WASHINGTON—Discussing plans for a new space-exploration project that it said could also potentially be the most advanced weapon system in the U.S. …
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
Source: Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt – The Onion – America’s …
Unemployed Single Mother In Rubio Speech Told Candidate About Her Problems In Confidence
CEDAR FALLS, IA—Describing her shock and embarrassment upon learning that her personal struggles were shared with an entire campaign rally audience, 37-year-old …
RIT Big Shot photo project will light up Churchill Downs Saturday night – Insider Louisville
The Rochester Institute of Technology’s photographers are descending upon Churchill Downs Saturday, and they need your help for their 31st Big Shot …
Planning the ‘Big Shot’ of Churchill Downs
The lights will go out Saturday at Churchill Downs, and thousands of handheld flashlights will illuminate the racetrack. Source: Planning the ‘Big …
Taco Bell To Offer Discreet Purchasing Charged Under ‘TBfoodsLLC’
IRVINE, CA—Aiming to provide customers with an effective and easy way to consume their products free from judgment, Taco Bell officials announced …